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The revolution will not be posted.
You will not be able to use yo phone, brother.
You will not be able to login, scroll down, and cop out.
You will not be able to livestream on twitch and
read out quote retweeted regurgitated blather before the top of the hour ad read
Because the revolution will not be posted
The revolution will not be posted.
The revolution will not be brought to you by our sponsors
Which you can subscribe to for 79.99 a month 10% with my code, link in the description
The revolution will not show your engagement rate
Or your followers, you will not be fired from your job or canceled
Your collegaues won't find out about your burner account
The revolution will not be posted.
The revolution will not be brought to you by the
instagram stories, trending topics, algorithmic feeds, or hair loss products
The revolution will not be photoshopped
The revolution will not downloaded
The revolution will not give you 500 ways to get your penis harder
Because the revolution will not be posted, Brother.
There will be no captions of the newest lyrics.
The timeline will not be able to keep you up to date
And you will not be able to keep your eye on..
The revolution will not be posted.
There will be no people crying into the cameras
There will be no posts about why people won’t stand up and fight from people sitting down.
The revolution will not be rage baited
The revolution will not be trolled
The revolution will not be posted
Posts, Likes, re-tweets, stories, comments, and #blackouttuesdyas will no longer be so god damn relevant because all the young people will be in the street fighting for a better day.
The revolution will not be posted.
There will be no trending topics
There will be no youtube arguments about who commented first
The theme song will not be written by Taylor Swift,
OpenAI, nor sung by Beyonce, Billie Ellish, Post Malone, Francis Scott Key.
The revolution will not be posted.
The revolution will not be refreshed automatically
You will not have to worry about an email in your
inbox, a comment on your picture, or how much bot likes cost.
The revolution will not be posted instagram.
The revolution will not posted on twitter
The revolution will get you 5,000 followers on tiktok
The revolution will not be posted, will not be posted,
will not be posted, will not be posted.
The revolution will not be posted brothers;
The revolution will be outside..
"The true revolutionary is guided by great amounts of engagement"
~ Che Guevara, probably
"If you can't share then subscribe, if you can't subscribe then like, if you can't like then post, but whatever you do you have to keep it on the timeline."
~ Martin Luther King, Jr, probably
"The true revolutionary is guided by great amounts of engagement"
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, probably
"Every generation needs a new revolutionary influencer."
~ Thomas Jefferson, probably
"You don't have a peaceful revolution. You don't have a turn-the-cheek revolution. There's no such thing as a revolution that isn’t on the timeline."
~ Malcolm X, probably
"It is in your hands to create better posts for all the engagement."
~ Nelson Mandela, probably
"I began revolution with 82 posts. If I had to do it again, I do it with 100 or 150 posts and a verified account. It does not matter how small the following you have if you verified subscription"
~ Fidel Castro, probably
"The land belongs to those faceless verified profiles and their comment sections."
~ Emiliano Zapata, probably
"Individuals do not create rebellions; retweets do."
~ H. Rap Brown, probably
"Our grandfathers had to run, run, run. My generation's on the timeline. We postin’ now"
~ Stokely Carmichael, probably
"You can kill a man, but you can't kill his posts."
~ Medgar Evers, probably
"You are not judged by the height you have risen, but from the amount of likes and reposts."
~ Frederick Douglass, probably
Online activist Glossary
Post: any Content that comes directly from ones profile.
Repost: Reposting someone else's content for your followers to see. You can repost a tweet(retweet), someone's post(instagram, threads), remix (tiktok).
Engagement: Any single or combination of view, like, comment, share, retweet, remix, repost on any single post.
Echochamber: A place found only on the algorithm driven social media websites. Curated artificial barriers around your ideas so that those who oppose those thoughts are seen as strange, out of step, obtuse, or outrageous if not all of the above. Being caught in the echochamber leads to the an unequivical awareness of reality and world view. Echochambers can lead to people speaking in broad terms such as “everyone” and “nobody” when analyzing complex polarizing topics.
Comment Section: A pseudo battle ground of the revolution, the place where you refine your insults, qualify your opinions, you get to see if your thoughts are inline with the rest of society. If a comment you agree with has a lot of likes you are obviously correct in your analysis. If it doesn’t you are still correct the rest of the comment section is just full of shit.
Faceless Profile: A profile that is run by someone or a group of people that remain anonymous. These accounts are meant only to skew your perception of reality, display the worst possible scenarios or situations, or drive the narrative of their benefactors. They are often ran by surrogates that have a lot of money, there is no escaping them, you block one another will pop up, you block 12, the 13th will find its way on the timeline.
Timeline: The true battlefield, the trenches, no man's land, the Suck, the interconnected theater, the axis of ethernet, the fronttimeline, Ho Tweet Mihns trail. The timeline is the most unforgiving *place* in the universe. The timeline is endless, its an echochamber, everyone is posting and waiting, baiting, shit posting, trolling and waiting to snipe you from afar. The timeline has a mind of it’s own, it grows organically based on your input. One post? Here’s 25 that say the same thing. 25 posts here’s 75 that say the same and 25 for you to shit on. It’s an endless vortex of ALL CAPS and insults.
Shitpost: A bullet catcher, ragebait, a shitpost is used by a poster to garner engagement. Use with caution the fallout is deadly, if you shitpost too much it will become who you are..
The Habitually Online: The aware, woke, warrior of their time. The only one in the know. A frontline soldier. Posts, Reposts, Comment sections, timelines, servers are completely out-flanked. Immune to trolls and shitposts. A Five Star Poster, never misses a moment on the TL. The notifications are always on. The trusted chatter. Touch grass? That’s stolen valor. The Habitually Online knows more about the world than you could ever contemplate. Vitamin D? Deficient. Everyone has the same opinions as The Habitually Online. The biggest issues are whatever gets the most engagement.
Troll: a person who shitposts.
Poster: re: The Habitually online, Troll, Faceless Profile.
Online: The revolutionary wartime theater
Outside: Never been.